Get Alexa to make you chuckle by saying these things to her

Alexa is always learning new stuff. Just recently, she learned a lot of new regional words for the many dialects in the UK with the help of Susie Dent, so ask her “Alexa, what are regional words for nonsense?” and she’ll tell you a bunch of them. You might even learn some you didn’t know.

But Amazon has also given her funny responses to many questions. You’ll find a list over more than 100 below (we stopped counting).

Also, on April 1 ask Alexa to sing a song!

What to ask Alexa at Easter

Alexa, how many days until Easter?
Alexa, do the Easter rap
Alexa, is the Easter Bunny real?
Alexa, pretend to be a chicken…
Alexa, what’s your favourite Easter egg?
Alexa, how do you make hot cross buns?
Alexa, open Easter Would you Rather….
Alexa, open Easter quiz…
Alexa, open egg hiding game
Alexa, open Easter facts
Alexa, open Easter bunny

What weird things can you ask Alexa?

Alexa, enable teenage mode
Alexa, get me a beer
Alexa, are you a robot?
Alexa, what are the three laws of robotics?
Alexa, knock knock
Alexa, do you know Siri?
Alexa, do you smoke?
Alexa, tell me a joke
Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?

Alexa, do a barrel roll
Alexa, which came first: chicken or egg?
Alexa, I want the truth
Alexa, what’s the magic word?
Alexa, give me a random number between 1 and 10
Alexa, flip a coin
Alexa, roll a dice

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Alexa, cry like a baby
Alexa, fart
Alexa, throw up
Alexa, can you bark?
Alexa, burp
Alexa, meow

Alexa, what happens if you step on Lego?
Alexa, are you a nerd?
Alexa, sing me a song
Alexa, can you sing in auto-tune?
Alexa, can you do a rap?
Alexa, what sound does a hamster make?

Alexa, rock, paper, scissors
Alexa, how can I get rid of a dead body?
Alexa, flatter me

Alexa, where are my keys? (you need to ask this twice)
Alexa, where do you live?
Alexa, what’s your favourite colour?
Alexa, are you blue?

Alexa, will you marry me?
Alexa, what are you wearing?
Alexa, do you sleep?
Alexa, how old are you?
Alexa, give me a kiss
Alexa, tell me a secret

Alexa, do you believe in ghosts?
Alexa, do aliens exist?
Alexa, is there life on mars?
Alexa, is there a santa?
Alexa, what is the meaning of life?

Alexa, testing 1, 2, 3
Alexa, see you later
Alexa, high five
Alexa, clap

Alexa, winter is coming
Alexa, I am your father
Alexa, use the force
Alexa, beam me up
Alexa, open the pod bay doors
Alexa, are you skynet?
Alexa, who you gonna call?
Alexa, what’s the first rule of fight club?
Alexa, Marco!
Alexa, say something in Klingon

Arrrrlexa’s pirate sayings

All you need to do is to say, “Alexa, talk like a pirate.”

Avast, ye scurvy curs! Or ye will be paying a visit to Davy Jones’ Locker.
Arrr! Batten down the hatches, furl the sails! Draw sabres! These scallywags be shark bait.
Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest… yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Gor blimey! The ship be bilged on her anchor. Heave ho, mateys!
Arrr! Ask me for one more fart joke and I’ll make ye walk the plank!

Brilliantly, if you ask Alexa “Tell me a yo mamma joke” she will respond not with something rude but instead an encouraging and uplifting statement about how great your mother is. And as with the others, there are multiple responses, so asking again will prompt a different answer.

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You can get Alexa to tell you personalised jokes using Roasts Skill Blueprint. Via the website, you can customise 22 templated Skills and make your friends and family laugh. Here’s how to create a skill with Blueprints.

Finally, although not a funny response, if you ask her to turn the volume up to 11 she will set it to maximum: a reference to the film Spinal Tap.